HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: SKELETON #29

Era: 2000s
Glow-in-the-Dark?: Yes
Place of Origin: Dick's 5 & 10, Branson, MO
Rib Count: 12
Celebrity Look-alike: Gary Coleman or Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons
Description: Frankly, I'm quite angered that this is the first entry in the countdown that glows in the dark because it should be an absolute that EVERY skeleton MUST glow in the dark (even real ones.) Anyway, this skeleton actually serves as a keychain, and I think that's a great idea. Woah there.. you need to just sit back down and stop calling me a hypocrite because I lambasted skeleton #30 for being part earring. Here's the difference between this noble creature and that other petty piece of plastic... this one saves lives! Can you think of a better way to bear in mind the consequences of the old "lead foot" than a key fob made of human remains? Plus, his message glows on throughout the night!
Additional Info: Purchased just last year, this is the newest skeleton in all the countdown.
Cause of Death: Spine crushed by the weight of the head
Rating: 8.7 (if it weren't a keychain..5.6)