July 23, 2014


The only existing photo of the missing painting, laden with compression artifacts since it was taken in 1999 with a cheap digital camera.

Missing since: July 18, 2003
Location last seen: 2003 San Diego Comic Con
Artist: Me, though the painting is unsigned by me.
Description: An oil painting of a unicorn standing in the foreground with a thought bubble asking, "Why?" There's a nuclear power plant in the distance.
Other identifiable markings: Signature of Matt Groening, drawing of Bart Simpson on the bottom right corner. (Not seen in above photo)
Size: 18" x 24"

The story:
I longed to visit the San Diego Comic Con since I first read about it in the back of the 1986 Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide. It took seventeen years for me to find friends with the same wish, but once we discovered our common goal the other pieces quickly fell into place, and soon we were packing our bags.

I was thrilled to see Matt Groening on the list of attending guests because no work of art is wedged deeper into my psyche than The Simpsons.  Then a natural fanboy impulse occurred to me; I wondered if I could get his signature. I was no autograph hound, I did own a couple that I happened upon at some small sci-fi fests, but this would be the first time I had a chance to get something signed by a true cultural hero of mine. The fact that the autograph roster had no listing for Groening didn't deter my hopes. 

I was searching for the perfect autograph-ready object when my wife suggested that I bring an oil painting that I did during the summer of 1997. My painting (seen above) is a reproduction of a cartoon painting that appears in the episode "Brush With Greatness" (Season 2, Ep. 18). In the show, this piece is a finalist in an art competition before it gets narrowly defeated by Marge's depiction of Homer passed out in his underwear.

Though it only appears onscreen for a split second I've always considered it one of the highlights of the episode. It perfectly satirizes what happens when an artist has a message, but no sense of subtlety. I was tired of pausing my VCR to get a laugh at it, so I decided to paint it. It was like bringing a Simpsons prop into the real world and hanging it on my wall.

I was hesitant to bring it to Comic Con for many reasons: I didn't want anything to happen to it, packing it would be tough, and it seemed weird to ask Groening to sign something that I had created, I thought it might even be forbidden.  But all of my other options were typical licensed trinkets, so uniqueness won and I stuffed the painting in my suitcase.

When I arrived at the San Diego Convention Center my first task was to locate the Bongo Comics booth and get the scoop on Groening. I was told that there would indeed be an unannounced autograph session the next day! But you had to have a Bart Buck, a ticket they issued to control the number of autograph seekers. Also, the Bart Bucks were all gone. Oh, well.

At Friday morning breakfast a buddy shared a rumor that another round of Bart Bucks would be issued at 10:00 AM. I leapt from the table, but was defused when I saw that it was already 10:30. However, this second round gave me hope. I raced to the vendor floor and it turned out the Bart Bucking was rescheduled for 2:30 that afternoon!

At 1:45 the booth was empty enough to roll around on the floor. (I did not.)  It seemed we had time for a quick bathroom break, but this was the thinking of a Comic Con novice. Upon our return, the booth and surrounding aisles were congested with legions of Buck seekers to the extent that officials were discussing fire code violations, and even shutting down the session. The rest was a sweaty blur. A line was roped off around us, and after snaking through it for about ten minutes I was handed a slip of green paper bearing Bart's face. Only about a half-dozen people behind me got one before the supply was cut off.

The Buck entitled me to enter an enormous sun-lit greenhouse of a room where I walked past Lou Ferrigno, Peter Mayhew, and the guy who played The Greatest American Hero before seeing the winding serpent of lucky Groening fans sitting on the floor in wait.

I'll summarize the next three hours. I talked with my friends Erik and Todd. I read every comic, pamphlet, and button I had accumulated. I grew more and more worried that he would not sign my painting. At one point two of the four main hobbits occupied the table next to us...

Once they were done, Kevin Smith took the slot for more of the same...

I never thought I would live an hour watching Kevin Smith talk to people. You might think this situation would merit at least one anecdote worthy of at least one extra sentence, but it did not. If you stop and imagine the moment right now, I promise you the real event was in no way different than what you just envisioned.

Once Groening was in viewing distance I understood why the line was so slow. He was chatting, posing for photos, and in most cases, drawing character requests for every fan he met. It was really amazing. I also noticed a sign on the table that said "NO SKETCHBOOKS" which I still don't understand given the many drawings he made. But it was enough to stoke my fears anew for the final forty-five minutes.

We made it to Matt's table and he looked beat. He was sweaty and lethargic and nearly opted out of the photo that my friend Erik requested. Matt's assistant asked my name and wrote it on a piece of paper. When it was my turn he slid it over to Groening as I nervously pulled the painting from my bag and said, "You may recognize this image."
He squinted at it and said, "Oh, yeeeeeaaaahh." clearly unable to place it. I explained the context as other people around me chimed in with comments and questions. Matt continued to stare at it.
Fearing his thought process I said to him, "if you have any problem with signing someone else's work, you could just put "not painted by Matt Groening" or something like that."
"You sure you want me to sign it?"
Wondering if that was a hint that he didn't want to, I said, "I would love for you to sign it."
He began drawing Bart's head and a word balloon saying "Great art, man!" Then Groening asked, "So this was a Marge painting?" and I explained again.
Then he told me, "It's amazing."
He complimented me on the originality of the idea, and told me that I should sign it too. He's right, I should have.

I walked away from the table and stood in awe as I took in the signature and the one Bart drawing in the world that was made with me in mind. I always feel foolish admitting how exciting a celebrity encounter can be, but that meeting coupled with his reaction was exhilarating.

My other friend, Todd, was still at the autograph table and handed Matt a comic book to sign. Groening looked up at Todd (not knowing he was with me) and said, "That was un-believable."
Then someone tapped me on the shoulder and pointed at Groening who was shouting "Hey!" to me. I looked over and he yelled, "That is UNBELIEVABLE!"  With my eyes all full, I yelled back a thank you, and walked away with a feeling of elation that I seldom reach.

The story, part II:
With cinematic timing, my friend Scott came running over and interrupted my afterglow to tell me we had to get to the masquerade area immediately. As a first timer, I wasn't even sure what the masquerade was, I just knew that it's considered a high point of the weekend, and contrary to my first assumption, it is not a costume ball. Best of all, we'd been invited to sit in the VIP section by David E. Allen, one of the masquerade judges who was promoting a werewolf movie he produced called Dog Soldiers which still has a large cult following. I know David because we're from the same small town, fifteen hundred miles away from San Diego.

David E. Allen, Image via Twitchfilm.com

However, this whole seating opportunity was very shaky. We wouldn't know until the last minute if there was room for us. This was a gamble because literally thousands of people had been standing in line for the event for hours, so if this didn't work we would miss it.

We shuffled over to a roped-off hallway outside of the masquerade backstage area where we joined a couple dozen more potential VIP seaters. We arrived just as the group was permitted into a room to receive instructions on how to behave as a VIP. I quickly learned that this privilege was very serious business. I don't know if that's always the case, or if it was because it had been less than two years since 9/11. A stern man with a headset and a clipboard told us to listen up because failure to follow his rules would result in removal from the premises. The rules went something like this:

1. There's no way of knowing exactly what time we'll be called, IF we're called, so we must REMAIN ALERT!

2. We have to be prepared to RUSH into the auditorium at a moments notice. So we must have everything ready to go IMMEDIATELY! If we don't make it in with the rest of the group, we don't get in.

3. We will NOT HAVE BACKSTAGE ACCESS or be given passes of any kind. We will only pass through quickly to our seats.

4. As we are being ushered through backstage we MUST STAY CLOSE TO OUR GUIDE, or we will be thrown out.

5. Once we are seated we are NOT PERMITTED TO GET UP FOR ANY REASON! So go to the bathroom now.

6. Once inside the auditorium we MUST STAY THERE FOR THE DURATION OF THE PROGRAM.

7. Once the show is over we must REMAIN IN OUR SEATS until we are ushered back out.

After the briefing I was both excited and stressed, and I had a new appreciation for the opportunity I'd stumbled into. The orders had momentarily distracted me from my Groening victory. I pulled the painting out of its large plastic bag for another look, and settled back into bliss.

For the next while we were in a true hurry-up-and-wait situation. The call could come at any second, but the interim stretched until anticipation turned to boredom. It felt longer than it was given our confinement to a small conference room with no windows and no smart phones to check, being that it was 2003. Some people started spilling into the hallway where the door opposite revealed a sunny outdoor balcony. My buddies and I opted to step out for a quick photo overlooking the San Diego scenery. I put my camera on self-timer and captured a split second of our—"GET IN HERE, IT'S TIME! NOW!"

I scurried to get my camera back in the bag while slinging my backpack over my shoulder and trying to catch up with the group that was quickly funneling into the backstage area. We made it to the back of the speed-walking procession. With all the efficiency we'd come to expect, we soon found ourselves seated in the front row. I turned around in my seat, careful not to raise my body into anything that could be misconstrued as standing, and I saw thousands of eager people sitting in a room that was larger than a football field.

Then the lights went down. The cheers only sounded human for a moment before my ear drums capped out, and my physiological hardware could no longer offer my brain anything it could make sense of. The energy was unlike anything I'd felt. Frisson tingles sparkled all over my head and neck.

With no introduction, a fan film appeared on the giant suspended screens called Batman: Dead End. Without spoiling it, the film combines several beloved characters, and it's impossible to exaggerate the ecstatic response from the crowd. This was followed by a string of movie trailers that had yet to be seen anywhere. The crowd was so hot that even the preview for I,Robot got explosive screams. Then Robert Englund took the stage, the man who played Freddy Kreuger! 

As an official Freddy Fan Club member I took a moment to reflect on how surreal it was to see Englund just after meeting Matt Groening, and again I was reminded of the joyfu—WAIT! WHERE IS THE PAINTING!? I felt all around my feet and frantically asked my friends about it. Oh, no. Did I even bring it in the auditorium? My mind flashed to our hurried exit from the balcony. The balcony!

I started to stand when the tirade of rules flooded my mind. I was trapped. The painting had only been unattended for about fifteen minutes and the balcony wasn't accessible to the public so I still had hope, but still, I was trapped.
"I think I've got to go back." I told my friend.
Erik's eyes widened and he laughed in disbelief. Then he thought about it and said, "Do it."
I sat frozen and looked past rows of people to the backstage door which was very small from this distance.

I stood up and race-walked towards the forbidden area. Everyone in the auditorium was too busy looking at the stage to care. I reached the backstage and found it nearly empty. Then I heard, "Sir?...Sir!" and I quickened my pace. I realized that I didn't know where our waiting room was and remembered that it wasn't a straight shot out. I veered down a couple dead ends before getting back on track. In the process I encountered more staff, but I decided to play it confident, looking them in the eye and nodding. It worked a couple times, but then I heard, "Excuse me!" and I broke into a trot.

I burst through the waiting room door and out to the balcony. The whole place was deserted, but also absent was the painting. My next move was to scan the nearest portion of the massive vendor floor, but there was a problem. The painting was in a large Tokyopop bag that I'd received as a freebie promotional item. Literally thousands of these bags had been handed out since the first night of the convention.

I rounded the corner to see hundreds of suspects bearing the identical sack. I could only think of Raiders of the Lost Ark as Indy faces the multitude of baskets in the marketplace, knowing that one of them contains his precious Marion. I eyeballed some closer than others, and peeked down into a few, but deep down I knew my search was futile. I sought out "lost and found," but they were unavailable until the next day. (I filed a report, but the painting was never submitted.)

Soon I was wandering aimlessly in a cloud of heartbreak. To top it off my friends wouldn't be released from the VIP section for at least an hour. Having nothing left to lose I decided to reclaim my front row seat in the masquerade. I pushed open the backstage door and walked through the halls with a steady, solemn stride, like a grizzled action hero walking away from an explosion. Someone appeared behind me. "Hey!...Sir!" I continued on. Then from the other side, "Can I help you?!" "Hey!" But I'd made it back to the show where my seat awaited me.

I updated my friends, and then tried to lose myself in the festivities. I discovered that the masquerade is primarily a costume showcase where cosplayers (a term that may not have existed yet) took turns parading around the stage.

There were some truly incredible entries, but in my lousy mood I couldn't understand all the hype. I asked my friends if they wanted to leave early with me. Their initial response was, "Are you serious?" but moments later the three of us walked the unauthorized, yet familiar path to the exit, unquestioned by the authorities. Then we carefully considered our options, and the only one that made any sense was to take a train to Tijuana, but that's another story.

During the plane trip home I wrote an account of the whole experience (which is why so many of the details survived.) I ended by saying, "I will paint another one. Two actually, one for Matt and one for me. This is just the beginning."

During the months that followed I couldn't bring myself to watch The Simpons. But I did make good on my vow, and repainted the scene twice. 

Miraculously, I was able to return to the convention the very next year because a short that my friends and I made was accepted into their film festival. I also managed to run into Groening the first day and tell him my tale.

He was prohibited to sign or take anything in the common areas, but Bart Bucks were bestowed upon me, and after another three hour line he took my gift, signed my new painting, and posed for this wonderful photo...

He said he'd hang the painting near the bathrooms at the Bongo Comics headquarters. He joked that it would reside "right next to the other one."

At this point I'm at peace with the loss of other one. I do regret that my reproductions ended up with a less natural look and color pallet, and weren't quite as finessed as the original. But now I have my story, my new painting, and I have a resolution. Best of all, I no longer associate The Simpsons with feelings of heartache and loss. I wish I could say the same about Family Guy.

 "Why?" version two, signed by Matt (and me). 

Still, I'm extremely curious about what happened to the original, even if I don't get it back. I'd love to hear about its journey, or even see where it hangs, if it's hanging. If you have any information regarding the first painting, please comment on this post or email me. You can do so anonymously if you wish. I also invite you to share my story anywhere you see fit. I can't offer a grand reward, but I'm sure I could come up with something fun.

July 22, 2014


1985 (junior high)

Previously on Secret Fun Blog I shared photos of my bedroom at age thirteen. I recently located another one from that set (seen above) which serves as a nice contrast to a group of room shots I just found from late high school and early college. As my teenagerhood progressed my interests didn't change too dramatically. It was toys and movies throughout, except that my toys evolved into "collectibles" and my movies got more monsters in them as my bravery level increased with age. There was the addition of some music-related decor too.

1991 (high school)

My room took on a major transformation in 1988 when I repainted and carpeted the place. My folks didn't think twice when I asked to paint it black, so I was shocked when my choice of color became a hot topic among the local small town lip-flappers. People I hardly knew approached me and asked if I was doing alright. You bet I was, my room looked amazing! I liked to think that in their minds I was rolling myself in puddles of black paint and flailing against the walls, yelling about the abyss. Some actually suggested my color selection was a sign of devil worship! Believe it or not, people still bring up the black room occasionally. This really blows my mind since Satan told me he would destroy my enemies.

Thanks to the Christmas of 1989 I no longer had to share the family television set. After much painstaking TV research in the JCPenny, Sears, and Montgomery Ward catalogs I set my sights on this twenty inch model. The big attraction for me was the stereo sound it boasted. Never mind the fact that the speakers were two inches in diameter, and our cable provider only broadcast two channels in stereo. (MTV was not one of them as it was literally banned in my small, Footloose-style town.) But whenever I saw that little banner that said "In Stereo Where Available" I got a rush of smug, self-satisfaction that could last an entire episode of Major Dad.

It was around that time when I talked my folks into upgrading our eight-dollar-a-month Disney Channel to the ten-dollar-a-month HBO. They went for it and it was like getting a box office in our home. My bedroom was a 24 hour movie zone, and finally I was getting an unfiltered education of the world we live in. Each month we got the little HBO guide in the mail and I felt an obligation to see every film listed with no regard to whether or not the subject matter interested me, be it Killer Klowns from Outer Space or Barbara Streisand's Yentl. This wasn't as hard as it sounds because many of the movies were repeated dozens of times. I welcomed the beginning of each new month when the programming refreshed.

A few notes: 
-Those Nightmare posters came from the Freddy Fan Club I discussed here
-That thing under the TV was a collage I did for art class. 
-The poster behind the left speaker is of Fido Dido. I still don't understand what that's all about.
-I was so proud of that Lost Boys poster because it's British and I got it from my second Sci-fi convention, called Okon.

1991 (high school)

The update to my room looked so "sophisticated" that initially I kept wall hangings to a minimum. Soon my true nature emerged and I was playing Tetris with my posters again. Speaking of posters, aside from Tron, these are all repros that I would buy from a mall gift shop called Cedrics Inc. I loved that place. In the early 80s it was decorated like the Cheers bar, and by the late 80s it looked like the "Over Our Heads" shop on The Facts of Life.

The Ninja Turtle figures were a result of my first-ever job as a landscape artist. Once bestowed with my first paycheck, I promptly cashed it and drove straight to Wal-Mart where I bought one of every Turtle figure they had, plus a radar detector. I was about to mock my immature financial decision, but then I remembered that I still have all of those carded Turtles and I could sell them now for many times their original value. The radar detector still works too, though I did outgrow my criminal driving habits.

The row of heroes were all released in the wake of consumerism from Tim Burton's Batman movie. I was too late in understanding that Kenner's "Super Powers" figures are the pinnacle of superhero toys, so I was stuck buying up the poorly designed Toy Biz line. This would lead to a self-inflicted trap of chasing down their Marvel junk for several years to come. I soon spiraled into young, dumb yet "serious" collector mode which can happen when you find yourself with a car, disposable income, Wizard magazine, and a summer break. I routinely checked a list of toy aisles and chased down "rare" variants, unaware that it had turned into a joyless chore. I've found that the cure for this syndrome is to give some of your stuff to a kid and watch them tear open the packages and play with it.

  1991 (high school) 

The closet door is covered with partial CD longboxes. Say what you will about my taste in music, but just remember that I possess the powers of darkness.

1992 (college) 

This was my set up during the second half of my freshman year. It was a pretty lousy semester for many reasons: first college girlfriend broke up with me, booted out of the dorm because I couldn't pay for it, and a dad with cancer. I didn't even care that my TV was on an egg box.

-My kind friends got me that Pump Up the Volume display from the video store.
-That's a bean bag, not a trash bag there in the corner.
-In front of Felix, that's one of those Dr. Pepper lights with the huge flickering bulbs from the 70s.
-There are six mugs in the photo: Laurel and Hardy, King Kong and Godzilla, Howdy Doody and Betty Boop.

1992 (college)

When I was really young my mom put up panels of cork board on one wall and it enhanced my decorating forevermore. Here is a list of the things I hung on my cork board wall in 1992 (starting at the top left.)...

-Two "Appetite for Destruction" record albums, one with the "banned" Robert Williams cover
-Guns N' Roses poster that a friend won at a carnival 
-Promotional postcard from the band L.A. Guns
-Dark Knight Bruce Wayne from Kenner
-Panel from The Black Orchid graphic novel
-Piece of Guns  N' Roses longbox 
-Signed Ghost Rider #15 (1991)
-Travel brochure for Terror something something
-Photo of my friend Josef
-Image of an old Batmobile (from the Westfield Comic Club booklet)
-Creature from the Black Lagoon Halloween mask
-Ink art assignment of my reflection
-Mego The Thing (Back to the left)
-Robotech Rick Hunter figure
-Signed Sandman #1
-Image of Concrete (from the Westfield Comic Club booklet) 
-Photos from my '91 spring break
-Art assignment based on Citizen Kane
-Image of Sam and Max Freelance Police
-Werewolf Halloween mask
-Metal Indiana Jones sign from MGM Studios, FL
-Image of the band Extreme
-Rubber skeleton
-Hellraiser comic poster
-Images of Faith No More and Nirvana
-Some Clive Barker advertisement
-Columbia Records metal sign purchased through Columbia House music club
-3-D glasses from the movie Freddy's Dead
-Photo of the moon
-Image of Soundgarden
-Some baseball card thing
-Axl Rose sticker 
-Boba Fett figure
-Batman sunday comic
-Roger Rabbit advertising flyer
-Mike and Ike pencil bag
-Groucho nose and glasses disguises
-Groucho Marx disguise print 
-Image from a comic book, possibly The Rocketeer
-Guns N' Roses magazine photo and ticket stub
-Sam and Max image (from the Westfield Comic Club booklet)
-Rubber skeleton from garage sale wearing gumball charm medal that says "ninja."
-Lisa Frank light switch plate sticker

I feel much better now that this information is on the internet. 

In related news, there is a great Flickr set called My 80s Bedroom.

July 21, 2014


It was a plain ol' regular day, and I was watching SpongeBob Squarepants— suddenly a full page Johnson Smith comic book ad fills the screen! The unexpected familiarity was like seeing a family member on a national TV show, like your grandpa showing up on Breaking Bad and you never knew he auditioned. Then a couple minutes in, S.B.S.P. (my abbreviation for Spongbob Squarepants which is quicker to type than his full name.) visits the "Palace of Pranks." The scene is comprised of great painted backgrounds complete with hanging shrunken heads and a barrel of wind-up chatter teeth.

All of this got me really excited and I felt compelled to start taking screenshots, though certainly not for a blog post, because a few random images of cartoon pranks would make for a lousy entry. I guess the archivist part of me wanted to preserve these images in case the episode somehow gets erased from existence. However, keeping them on my hard drive is too risky, so I had to put them on "the cloud," so here they are. Whew. I guess I'll fashion this into a regular, albeit lackluster post now.

The twenty first episode of season three, called "Pranks A Lot" is a beautiful duet of SpongeBob and classic gags. The show peaks early as the protagonists visit a novelty shop run by an older fish named Frank. He pitches a number of jokes to the boys before they settle on Invisible Spray. That's when the story takes a turn for the worse by leaving the prank shop to advance the plot.

I've covered prank appearances on other TV shows, and though these aren't official S.S. Adams products I think it's worth the next fifteen seconds of your time to scroll through a dozen screenshots.

"Pranks, gags, and gross out toys as far as the eye can see."
 "The grandaddy of all pranks, the Joy Buzzer."

"You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster."

 Whoppee Cushion

 Fake Vomit

Invisible Spray

Thank you for looking at the screenshots. Please think about what you have seen.

July 18, 2014


I invite you to watch my first ever appearance on a nationally televised program on the CBS Network! To see it, either buy Evening Shade Season One on DVD, or set your DVR to record twenty five years ago.

Remember a sitcom where Burt Reynolds was a high school football coach? No, not Coach with Craig T. Nelson, that was college ball. Anyway, there was this show called Evening Shade and it was supposed to take place in a small Arkansas town because it was produced by an Arkansan who also did Designing Women, and they were hoping this show would piggyback on its southern style success.

In order to add some authenticity to the program, the creators decided to shoot the exterior establishing shots in actual Arkansas towns. You guessed it, one of those towns was mine.

One afternoon a film crew showed up and gave a talk and a Q&A to our entire high school. Since DVD commentaries didn't exist yet, it was pretty enlightening for me, and I remember learning some production techniques, like filming during the golden hour and such. They ended the presentation by handing out their shooting schedule and asking us to be extras.

The first shot took place that night and was meant to depict a Sadie Hawkins dance, which was said to be a popular Arkansan tradition, yet none of us had heard of one. So people showed up at the old gymnasium wearing prom leftovers, and the film crew captured this fake dance with much gusto. I had no formal clothes so I just went to watch. This seemed to work in my favor because they asked a few of us casuals to be in an unrelated shot where we acted like a group of football fans cheering our players after a game. However, I don't think that was ever used.

We were invited to come to school the next morning, more than an hour early (yes, during the golden hour) for the final shot. For this crucial scene we were asked to mill around in front of the nearby junior high as if it were a school morning in the fall. Well, it really was a school morning in the fall so we did an excellent job. I guess I'm a method actor.

Our days of filming were practically a forgotten memory by the time the shows actually aired. I missed the original airings, and at the time my family still didn't have a VCR, so it was decades before I finally saw my work for the first time via Netflix. I took some screen grabs that I would like to share with you now. Ladies and gentlemen, here I am on TV!...

Right over there!

How can I be sure it's me? First off, that's obviously my jean jacket. Also, I intentionally chose a spot where I wouldn't be standing in a blob of anonymous kids, and from that window there was a perfect line of vision between me and the camera. My plan was a major success! The girl in white pants was a friend of mine so as we waited we actually developed a brief back story for our characters, and decided that mine made a habit of hitting on hers before school, but she was reluctant. More method acting for me.

What I most remember about the filming sessions is that the camera and lights seemed less substantial than I imagined. I expected lots of high tech equipment, but these guys had a lean, almost chintzy looking setup. I also thought the whole thing seemed pretty run-and-gun. I know they must have done some prep work, but the shots were done very quickly, and that's two whole takes. I remember wondering if the entire event was some sort of ruse. Like after the shoot they might ask us to pay our actors guild fees before skipping town. I was halfway shocked when I heard that we really appeared on the show. I don't mean to disparage those guys, it's just a memorable "expectation versus reality" moment for me. In truth, that's a lot of work to go through to get shots that could have easily been grabbed near the studio, and I doubt the authenticity was even noticed by the audience. When I started watching more episodes I was surprised to find quite a few other shots they had picked up around town, so it's sort of neat that the place is immortalized on the program and will eventually reside in the Burt Reynolds wing of the Smithsonian.

So please watch my show. Remember, it's called Evening Shade and it airs Friday nights at 8 PM in 1990.

July 16, 2014


The familiar sets of a favorite sitcom can be as comforting as the sight of your own living room. The settings of The Mary Tyler Moore Show have always made my TV screen feel like home. True to many of our lives, most of Mary's time is spent ping-ponging between home and the office, but sometimes the story takes us out of Mary's entertaining rut and transports us into the homes, restaurants, and bars of a glorious fake 1970s Minneapolis. These locations are often comfy, den-like retreats covered in bold colors and wood veneer, where the lighting is low and the seating is grand.

I've captured over fifty of my favorite Mary Tyler places in the following pictorial. The program ran from 1970 to 1977, but the majority of these are taken from the first four years. That's because the production design of the later seasons shed most of its 1960s sheen. Well, and also because I don't own seasons five or seven.

The set that inspired this collection is my most beloved of them all, Murray's place. It's the embodiment of the mid-century basement rec room, the trend that emerged in 1950s suburbia and is far less celebrated these days for reasons I cannot comprehend.

It is the culmination of so many words that I like to hear: relaxed, split-level, freestanding cone fireplace, built-in bar, wood paneling with orange highlights, and yes, bumper pool. It is an entire room that is reserved not just for living, but for recreating. Its lack of windows means an extra level of privacy and security that can only be achieved with subterranean walls.

A closeup on Lou reveals witty placards, a novelty trophy, and other whimsical barware. All a reminder that this isn't a place for seriousness. "Welcome To Ulcerville," that's rich!

I'll let the rest of them speak for themselves. So please enjoy this self-guided journey through design history.


Exterior of Murray's house

Looking at View Masters

Rhoda gets a "Visible Woman" model for Christmas

Mary's Christmas desk