You guessed it, there's a fight for number three! I call this one the Duel at the Dime Store!
"Dangling Skeleton With Moving Eyes"
Place of Origin: Salem, MA
Rib Count: 12
Celebrity Look-alike: That old guy in Poltergeist II
Description: Points of interest: lenticular eyes (luxurious), hoofed feet (disturbing), apparent flesh covering (vomitous).
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Place of Origin: Ebay
Rib Count: 22
Celebrity Look-alike: Magilla Gorilla
Description: Points of interest: chain made of real metal (fancy), rubber suction cup (inventive), eyes on the same side of the skull (unique), large nostrils (hideous).
The Judgment: One hangs, one dangles, both employ a bright yellow header card to draw attention from young shoppers. But one goes the extra mile and shows children what sort of fun can be had with a little imagination.. sort of a serving suggestion for the mind. " It's true, this skeleton could fence cave-dwelling robot knights.. I'll take it!"
The Winner: Skeleton #3 is..."Dangling Skeleton With Moving Eyes"
Cause of Death for Hanging Skeleton: Hanging