April 08, 2009

APRIL OF FOOLS: TRICK CHEESE



Judging from the artwork, trick cheese is best suited for the overly jolly, large-headed doofus who's been practically begging for someone to crush their cheery demeanor. Just watch those dimples disappear when he gets a mouthful of soft plastic. Time to pay your dues Rye boy!

Actually, the fact that nobody is content anymore to eat a single slice of Swiss on two pieces of Rye Bread is a depressing commentary on our society.

2 comments:

Tim Walsh said...

Ever bite into a Kraft Single after forgetting to take the plastic wrap off?

BTW, it's gotta be Rye or it's not funny!

Chris said...

I don't think I'd bite into a sandwich with cheese that... brown.