Madness indeed. Yes, meet the Marvel Mites and then say goodbye forever. Is it possible that nobody else on the internet has even mentioned the Marvel Mites?
Maybe it's because I'm the only person who bought a copy of Howard the Duck #9. That's where I found this freakish listing.
These tiny tots are completely useless in the ongoing struggle against evil. Not only are Spiderman and Captain America helpless babies, they're revealing their secret baby identities. One wonders if toilet use is among their super powers. To make matters worse the toddler Peter Parker has a dreadful bowl cut. Stan Lee must be rolling in his grave.
UPDATE: Anonymous commenter pointed out that there's a photo HERE. Thanks for the er, anonymous tip!