Judging from the artwork, trick cheese is best suited for the overly jolly, large-headed doofus who's been practically begging for someone to crush their cheery demeanor. Just watch those dimples disappear when he gets a mouthful of soft plastic. Time to pay your dues Rye boy!
Actually, the fact that nobody is content anymore to eat a single slice of Swiss on two pieces of Rye Bread is a depressing commentary on our society.
Ever bite into a Kraft Single after forgetting to take the plastic wrap off?
ReplyDeleteBTW, it's gotta be Rye or it's not funny!
I don't think I'd bite into a sandwich with cheese that... brown.
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