May 26, 2008

JEAN SHEPHERD- SHEPHERD'S PIE


You know his legendary storytelling from A Christmas Story, but have you ever wondered what Jean Shepherd (1921-1999) has to say about the rest of our annual American rituals? Shepherd was a longtime radio personality and a successful author who's fierce sense of humor, expert wordplay, and uncanny ability to evoke powerful "sense memories" made him a true master of retrospection. Or as he put it— the "pleasant tinglings of mingled regret and exhilaration that we all call nostalgia."

Here I'm offering a super-sized album of eight recordings of Jean reading some of his own published "short" stories (perfect for summer listening!) complete with a nifty new "cover" design. Jean serves up laugh-out-loud wit as he guides you through all the places you'd be lucky to visit this summer— the county fair, Saturday matinĂ©es at the Orpheum, and the yearly family drive to the cabin by the lake. Shep also covers prom and a devastating fireworks display before concluding with two of his familiar Christmas pieces.

These stories are a joy. Shepherd is at his hysterical best and his intricately detailed childhood accounts are unabashedly personal, which is why I'm continually amazed at how closely I relate to his experiences which took place nearly half a century before I passed through Kiddom myself. So go ahead and download all seven and a half hours of bliss, and merrily drift into the Shepherd state of mind— "settled down comfortably into my soft, eiderdown bed of remembrances of things past. There are times when you just have to let it go."

UPDATE! Download from...
Zippy Share

99.3 MB, (32kbps)
9 tracks, 7.5 hours
(Contains some objectionable language)

Track List-
County Fair
Leopold Doppler and the Great Orpheum Gravy Boat Riot
Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss
Ludlow Kissel and the Dago Bomb
Wanda Hickey Night of Golden Memories Part One
Wanda Hickey Night of Golden Memories Part Two
Murderous Maria
Little Orphan Annie
Red Ryder Nails The Cleveland Street Kid

My thanks goes to the Jean Shepherd Archives from which I culled these tracks (and which is unfortunately down at the time, hopefully just temporarily.) So if this collection leaves you wanting more then I recommend subscribing to The Brass Figlagee, an all Jean Shepherd podcast.

GOING BICOASTAL


While my S.S. Adams book is typically sold in magic shops, I think it's super neat that the few comic book retailers who are clued in on it seem to be among the coolest in the nation. My thanks to Mark Newgarden for pointing out that Brooklyn's new Desert Island comics is one of them...


and note the fully stocked S.S. Adams 24 peg rack. Now that's classy.

The view out their front window

It looks and sounds like a labor of comic love; a place I'd wish to find myself on a Saturday afternoon after payday. (They were also nice enough to make Secret Fun Spot a link of the week.)

And when you're on the left coast and in desperate need of sequential art, stroll into L.A.'s Secret Headquarters for an atmosphere more akin to Wayne Manor than the bat cave...



Stunning, no? Check out their blog for events and other secret stuff.

A hearty thank you to Desert Island and Secret Headquarters for seeing fit to peddle my wares. 'Tis an honor to be inside your walls. (Um, not in a Sheena Easton sort of way.)

May 11, 2008

SECRET FUN BLOG TURNS 2

Remember the year 2006? Gas was merely three dollars a gallon, James Blunt told us we were beautiful, YouTube existed independent of Google, and there was only one Pirates of the Caribbean sequel. The world was naive and innocent, the perfect time for a bright-eyed, retro-headed webmaster to proudly proclaim "I'm going to add a blog to my web site!"
Friend...that webmaster was me.

I'm not sure why I picked the most beautiful month of the year to delve into this neverending project, but two years ago today I published my first two posts. So in honor of this mediocre milestone I decided to sort through my 222 posts and apply a new "Best of Secret Fun Blog" label to the most popular entries as well as my personal favorites. Please allow me to outline some of my picks...

Ren & Stimpy Production Music
Easily my most popular post of all time, and rightfully so. I found a ton of authentic mid-century production music that was used on Ren and Stimpy mysteriously gathered and tucked away on the web. So I designed a cover for it and redistributed the whole collection. Incidentally, if you're one of the folks who went gaga for this, then you might want to visit again in a few weeks.





My Life in Frosting
In which I assembled photos of every birthday cake my mother made for me from ages 1 through 14. This post also tops the charts traffic-wise, it's received more international attention than any of my other pieces, and it's even fueled political unrest.



The Phantasmagoria
I learned the true power and joys of blogging when a simple post caused one of my lifelong dreams to come true. When I learned that my favorite dark ride was being torn down I lamented its demise with a hearty retrospective in which I spoke of a failed attempt to personally paint its exterior. Gracious park employee Buddy Stefanoff offered to give me an exclusive walking tour of the ride's interior. This incredible day begat one of my most wonderful entries, Secrets of the Phantasmagoria, which was eventually followed up with Phantasmagoria: Revelations. Thanks again Robbie, Buddy and Kyle.

Teen Time
Now here's a post that truly deserves a second chance. It's one of my personal favorites and I laugh uncontrollably every time I reread it. Teen Time is a garage sale find that proved to be one of the most ludicrous board games ever conceived. It was mentioned on a couple of keen-eyed blogs, but I feel that it merits another wave of mockery.



I've noticed that road trips can make for good blogging. Here are a few fun ones...
  • My journey to Neptune, New Jersey for the S.S. Adams 100th anniversary banquet
  • My visit to the Charles Spencer Anderson design firm in Minneapolis
Then there's my Skeleton countdown and my 2007 Halloween Countdown which were both very well received.

When it comes to personal nostalgia, I'm particularly fond of these...
And about a dozen more faves can be found using the new Best of... label.

I am thankful to all of you who have read, commented, contributed, encouraged, shared, linked to, or spammed the Secret Fun sites. I've greatly enjoyed both entertaining and getting to know you, and I look forward to many more years of secret fun (seasoned with lengthy periods of complete inactivity).

May 08, 2008

A PRACTICAL PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL

Step 1. Open PhotoShop
Step 2. Using the Gradient tool, create a radial gradient spanning from light blue (Red=0, Green=224, Blue=255) to black.



Step 3. In the Filters menu go to texture > craquelure. Apply this filter using the following settings... crack spacing 11, crack depth 3, crack brightness 9.




Believe it or not, this is all you need to know if you wish to design for the United States government...



May 07, 2008

FLiP: BIGGER, CLEARER, AND UNCUT

Speaking of the Johnson Smith Co. and the seven-foot monsters that J.J. Abrams spoke of (well, actually he was referring to the monster poster), I just uploaded Flip, the Rondo-winning short film that my friends and I put together, to a most excellent video sharing site called Vimeo. Here it's got a larger and less compressed picture than it did on Google Video. So if you haven't seen it and you feel like visiting a sunny Saturday morning in the late 1960s, when life revolved around comic books, monster movies and dime stores— now is the time to go for it...



Note: if it's playing choppy here then try watching directly on Vimeo.

May 06, 2008

J.J. ABRAMS MENTIONS "SECRET FUN SPOT" IN ROLLING STONE!


In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine (May 15, 2008) one of my most beloved cultural heroes, J.J. Abrams, does my site a tremendous honor...

(See the full piece here.)

It's difficult to express the joy this gives me without relying on high pitched yelps. 'Thrilled' is not the word... 'atingle' is only slightly more accurate. Grateful! Yes, that's it. Thank you J.J.

I wonder if there are a lot of folks currently rushing to the Secret Fun Spot thinking it's some new viral marketing campaign. If I were just a little more evil I'd swap out the regular site and upload fake production art for a Cloverfield sequel, or maybe some shots of "the new Star Trek crew" taken in my back yard... naked from the waist down.

Alas, I could never do such a thing because my feelings are completely mutual. Abrams is like an entertainment ambassador who serves as a representative for the childhood version of me. Spies... giant monsters... Star Trek! And then there's dear, sweet Lost; the only thing that can stir up the very feelings I had while watching Twilight Zone reruns before bedtime. At the same time, it manages to pluck the part of my brain that gets so excited by those classic lateral thinking puzzles. You know the ones; for example...
"A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car." [Solution]
Those things have always given me such a creepy charge— just like Lost.

Could his upcoming show Fringe be anything but amazing? (A series that "mixes elements of "The X-Files" and Paddy Chayefsky's "Altered States" with what Abrams calls "a slight 'Twilight Zone' vibe." Sheesh!!) Did you know he directed an episode of The Office? Did I mention he's a huge S.S. Adams fan? I'm talking levels of fandom involving a fully stocked sales rack of pranks and magic tricks right in his office! (Not unlike the one I have.) Sorry for the love letter folks, but it's ridiculous the way his work represents just about everything I cherish.

Anyway, you can spot this issue by the tastefully classy, yet classically tasteful cover featuring The Hills gals on their way to an underwear parade. In compliance with the cultural standards, I had a subscription to Rolling Stone throughout my college career (and then some), so it's a blast to revisit the publication under these circumstances. However, reading it all these years later makes me feel so out of touch with the music scene. For instance, before I read this issue I knew so little regarding "the truth about The Hills" and even less about the $25,000-a-night escort service, but thankfully, now I'm hip again!

So now that you know there's a chance that J.J. could be reading, go ahead and fill up the comments section with your unsolicited movie concepts and nitpicky questions regarding any of his productions.

For further proof that Abrams is the master of secret fun watch J.J.'s chill-inducing presentation from the 2007 Technology, Entertainment, Design (TED) conference...





(Thanks for the heads up Todd and Mike!)

May 05, 2008

2008 S.S. ADAMS PRODUCTS


I find it oddly comforting to know that every Monday morning a crew of employees continues to file into the majestic S.S. Adams factory in Neptune, New Jersey where aspects of the workday routine have remained practically changeless for nearly a century. A typical day may involve cramming leopard-skinned "snakes" into fake cans of "mixed nuts," or fitting yellow sponge rabbits into magic set boxes, or maybe even sitting at a lathe hollowing out real U.S. coins for use as Squirting Quarter gags or Scotch and Soda magic tricks.

The Adams approach to new products is also comfortingly constant. While the modern day practice among their competitors is to take established pranking concepts and slap on a technological veneer— MP3 players that shock, cell phones that squirt, whoopee cushions with remote control— Adams chooses to focus on reviving time-tested novelty classics, as well as dreaming up a few choice items that have such dateless appeal they could have been top sellers fifty years ago. (i.e. Gross Soap...)

This year Adams unveiled an assortment of new old items, each guaranteed to stir up sizable mirthquakes. Let's have a look...

Amazing Scottie Dogs
You've played with them, you've been mystified by them, and you've made them do unsavory things; the magnetic doggies are back and their magnets are more powerful than ever before. The dogs themselves are actually genuine uncirculated stock from the fifties. How cool is that?

Chatter Teeth
These familiar wind-up choppers are based on the gag originally designed by Eddie Goldfarb and introduced to the world by legendary toymaker, Marvin Glass (by way the Fishlove Novelty Co.) Variations of these have been sold alongside Adams merchandise for decades, but this is the first time that Adams has gotten in on the lucrative world of novelty dental work.

Flying Butterfly
This item was the invention of S. S. himself. The mechanical butterfly was discontinued decades ago (originally sold inside greeting cards) but her time to fly has come again. These little beauties travel a surprising distance and the new models are more durable than their predecessors. S.S. would be proud.

Squirting Quarter

Until now you had to use the Squirting Nickel to soak your friends in the eyeballs. These days five cents isn't always enough to attract the sucker's gaze, but a shiny new quarter will certainly do the trick!

Considering how the Joy Buzzer helped America have a few laughs during the Great Depression, these little numbers may be just the thing to liven up our little recession! If you're a retailer you can get this stuff straight from Adams haunted factory; just give them a call. But if you are just a lowly consumer I recommend ordering online through World Famous Magic shop.

No, Adams didn't shell anything out for this little sales spiel. I'm just a fan. Well, there's also the fact that I still design for them. Oh, and of course that book I made for them.
Happy shopping!

May 04, 2008

DO NOT DISTURB SIGN

With vacation season approaching, now seems like a good time to share this nifty, vintage Do Not Disturb sign from some nifty, vintage Holiday Inn. Click on the image above for a high-res version. Print it, cut it out, tape the pieces together and place your new creation on your favorite doorknob. Soon you'll experience a deep, restful, disturbance-free slumber— the same way folks slept many decades ago. You'll sleep so hard your Z's will be backwards.
Once rested, face the "Maid" side out for a comic effect. You don't have a maid; and that's why it's funny. Or if you do have one, the sign may prove to be quite helpful. Either way, you won't find an easier "papercraft" project. Enjoy.

(Thanks Todd!)

March 29, 2008

THE PLASTOCK ROOM

If you're a regular reader, a friend of mine, or somebody who has passed me on a sidewalk then you've heard me raving about the Minneapolis based Charles Spencer Anderson design firm. They've been my favorite since a day, long ago, when I was performing my duties as a corporate mail boy and laid eyes on one of my deliveries— the CSA Archive of rescued, restored and/or revamped stock illustrations from the early to mid twentieth century.

(See CSAImages.com for a look at the collection.)

After witnessing this gorgeous tome I went in search of more of their work. I was shocked and amazed upon my discovery of their phenomenal original designs. Here's a sampling that spans more than a decade...










Not to even mention their historic 2003 Target Halloween campaign.

If your eyes are still intact then please read on. In the tradition of a crazed stalker, I took matters into my own hands and visited their offices in 2001. They resided in a single floor of this building..


To my chagrin Mr. Anderson happened to be accompanying his wife as she gave birth to their daughter that day, but his lackeys were friendly and accommodating. My friend Jason and I received a satisfying tour on which we observed the crack team of designers in action. Eye candy spilled from their work spaces in the form of current projects and objects of inspiration. Every available nook seemed to be stuffed with printed wonders both foreign and familiar to me.




I was enthusiastically making a fool of myself, rattling questions at our guide in a fanboy mania when we suddenly ran out of square footage to tour. When this realization struck I started to feel that same little panic I get when I step off the last ride on the last day of a Disneyland visit. But wait a minute, there was no need to despair because I remembered that we hadn't seen the archive yet; which is to say the vaults where they stored their collection of vintage artwork. The first edition of their catalog goes on for several pages detailing the painstaking process they've undergone to protect and preserve their visual treasures. I'd seen photographs of long hallways lined with steel doors, and portraits of qualified art retrieval technicians who carefully managed the depository.

In fact, I recognized the building across the street as being home to this massive operation...


"So, are we allowed to see the archive?" said I.
My request was met with a grin and a chuckle.

"Heh, I guess that's off limits, huh." I continued.

"Oh, are you being for real?" he asked.

"Well, yes, but I'll understand if that's not possible."

His expression changed and he said,
"Well, you realize that whole archive thing is just a big put-on, right?"

"Huh? But what about all those photos in the catalog? The metal vaults and the guys in the rubber gloves, and the storage building?"

"I think we made it pretty obvious that it's all a joke. That's just our sense of humor. We started with a picture of the building down the block and made up the rest. The archive only exists digitally."

At that moment I was Pee-Wee Herman standing in the Alamo asking to see the basement.

I, a man with a taste for wit, a passion for pranks, and a bookmark on snopes.com, had been severely and humiliatingly duped. (Upon rereading the captions in that catalog (seen above) the humor is unmistakable, but it's the pictures that nailed me.) I stood there confounded, feeling like the traditional Midwestern dimwit who gets chewed up by the city slickers. Our guide must have sensed my defeat because he quickly followed with a question.

"Would you like to see the Plastock room?"



Ah, glorious, sugary, eye-pleasuring Plastock. The only thing I adore in the CSA universe more than the black ink that makes up the original rights-managed Archive. Basically, Plastock is the three dimensional embodiment of vintage stock art. Anderson started by amassing tens of thousands of old plastic toys, charms, game pieces, models, cake toppers, railroad scenery, and doodads, then his team customized them with paint and frankensteining techniques before photographing them in the most beautiful ways imaginable, and finally Photoshopping them to perfection.

Get your Plastock right here.

Anderson has since explained to me that the photographs were originally captured on one of the first digital cameras on the market. Each image was around 80 megs and at the time (mid 1990s), the storage technology available on that level was ridiculously expensive– digital tapes at $150 apiece which had extremely limited capacity. Ironically, they ended up having to convert the entire catalog to film for the Japanese market.


"Sure. I suppose I wouldn't mind seeing the Plastock room," I said.

"I'll never wash these eyes again."

The title of this photo is "Dream Job."

Heads and head accessories to the left, globes and Plasticville buildings to the right.

Please don't forget to click on these images to enlarge them.

It was a joyous whirlwind. We were only in there for a handful of minutes and the whole time my attention was divided between being awestruck and trying to take decent snapshots. Prior to my visit I would regularly sit down and ingest the Plastock catalog like it was a novel, so I recognized a large portion of the pieces in the room. It's ridiculous, but I felt the same way that I do when encountering celebrities in person.

The collection of toys isn't organized in any particular system. For instance here we have some Shriners, a bum, a wino and a Scotsman.

Note The Great Garloo by Marx toys hiding behind the flag.

That green robot is Big Loo, another Marx favorite.

They kept plastic stuff on the shelves.

Regarding these photos Mr. Anderson adds "That's a fraction of the plastic stuff. We no longer display it on shelves-dust multiplied by tens of thousands. It's now in plastic Ziploc bags, inside of plastic Sterilite containers, in storage. Unfortunately very hard to see. But for me the art I'm interested in is not so much the object as the photo and finished color Photoshop version of the object-that's the Pop Art. We figured if Andy Warhol could take low, common objects and elevate them to the level of fine art, we could take this plastic stuff and elevate it to the much less ambitious level of stock art."


Plastock kicks Warhol, I say.



P.S. Yes, I was ripping off Plastock when I recently made this poster.