BEAUTIFUL 1974 JOHNSON SMITH CATALOG COVER

Via ebay. Someone bought it for fifty-six bucks.

MAIL ORDER MYSTERY: 88 POSTERS FOR 65 CENTS

I just spotted this ad in a horror comic from the 1970s, and as it turns out, the product already resides in my own collection of stuff. This would have been an easy entry in Mail-Order Mysteries, but oh, well. So here goes...

What We Imagined: The ad itself challenges us to imagine owning a set of 88 full color posters, however the next sentence clearly reveals the "miniature reproduction" detail.

What They Sent: A satisfying stack of very cool "mini posters" with adhesive backs and black light responsive ink. Offering the surplus of display decals as a stand-alone product was an ingenious idea. Kids without the funding or the wall space could still enjoy psychedelia at it's finest.

Customer Satisfaction: Day-Glowing.

(How did I get these? I ordered them years ago from a catalog called Don and Chris' Old Stuff which is now a web site. Although they only have one design left.)

RETURN OF BATTLE MOUNTAIN

I'm happy to report that yet another round of classic TimMee toys has been recently reissued using the original molds, including their prehistoric, yet timeless set of 48 Cavemen...

 

The armored military scout vehicle (for use with their set of Army Men)...

and yes, Battle Mountain!

I'm particularly excited about the mountain because as a dad I've noticed that toy environments are not all that common these days, while action figures and vehicles remain abundant. My childhood Star Wars guys had the Death Star to hang their hats in, my MASK figures had Boulder Hill, my GoBots had their respective good and evil command centers, and my Secret Wars figures had a Tower of Doom. But my son and I often end up resorting to toy blocks and cardboard boxes when in need of a hideout. Imagination shimagination, we finally have a proper domicile!

The greatest strength of Battle Mountain is its versatility.  Over the years it's been incorporated into numerous playsets, from dinosaurs to military to jungle...

Now that it's mine, the mountain shall serve countless new purposes...

 

Galaxy Laser Team battleground (which were also reissued.)

 M.U.S.C.L.E Men Haven

Skeleton's Delight

 Terrifying monster cave

 The Land of Jeff Goldblum

The mountain and the rest are all available on Amazon.

PAPER AND I

One of the great pleasures of my life is watching old educational films. Recently, I curated a list of films for Reminisce magazine that I consider to be many of the quintessential titles from the Classroom genre. Though it's not one of the commonly noted ones, I made sure to include my personal favorite educational flick, a splendid featurette called Paper and I.

Here's my description:
"In this surreal pick from the Texas Forest Service, a brown paper sack comes to life and indoctrinates a young boy in the origins and value of paper. Watching the boy perplex his parents as he grows obsessed with the bag’s message is more entertaining than it should be. The film turns prophetic when it depicts a world without paper, where newspapers and books are a thing of the past."

The anthropomorphic mascot is such a common trope, but Paper and I takes it to a new plateau as the boy's relationship with the bag (which only he can hear) turns fanatical. The sack is quite literally a martyr for the paper industry. He describes the hellish process of being reduced to chips and getting cooked in the paper mill. Eventually he pleads with Billy to end his life, thus the climactic scene where father, mother and sack are gathered around Billy's bed, enthusiastically encouraging him to over-inflate and destroy his otherworldly friend.

The film has always been suspiciously missing from archive.org and Youtube, but as I researched my project I was thrilled to discover that it has been uploaded to the Texas Archive of the Moving Image! I urge you to experience it right away!...



Incidentally, I once used this film as the basis for a corporate skit of sorts. There was a period during my time as a greeting card designer when I was regularly called upon to provide humorous interludes for meetings, retreats, conferences and the like. Having created dozens of presentations year after year, I eventually decided that I wanted to produce just one with my own entertainment in mind.

One morning I stood before the company's artists, writers, marketers and managers and asked everyone to pay close attention to a film I'd found, with the pretense that it was somehow relevant to our business. Once I pressed "play" they understood the ruse right away, and after a few initial chuckles the crowd continued to politely watch.

As the captive audience gazed at the screen, I stepped back and gleefully watched their faces as I took inventory of that moment in time. I pridefully dwelled on the fact that I had orchestrated a scenario in which my colleagues, my boss, and my boss's boss all sat together in a darkened room on a Monday morning viewing an obscure, fifty-year-old depiction of a paper sack with a face.

Then, as the lights went up and the half-hearted clapping died, I announced that I had a special guest— paper sack himself!  I revealed a brown bag that I had painted to match the star of the film (see photo below), and the crowed seemed to warm up, sensing a punchline to the whole bit. I thanked the bag for coming and asked him a simple question. All eyes looked to the sack, but he wasn't talking. I tried to convince him to speak, but he remained quiet. Unbeknownst to the group, this was my intention. After a few more fruitless pleas followed by uncomfortable silence, I apologized for the confusion, and concluded my presentation.

As the room mustered another round of reluctant applause I left the stage, stepped out of the building, and walked to my car. Once safely inside, I burst into a frenzy of laughter.  The sack grinned from the passenger seat, reaffirming my success.
 

ANOTHER LOOK AT PHANTASMAGORIA

The Phantasmagoria is a defunct dark ride that spooked its way into my psyche when I was a boy, and consequently, it's been the subject of many posts on this ol' blog. My latest excuse to write about it is a beautiful image that I stumbled upon on ebay, a rare photo of the Phantaz as it appeared in its heyday.  Every fixture on the facade is intact and the paint shows no signs of weathering which leads me to believe the ride was freshly constructed. It's the largest, full color picture of the attraction that I've seen online. We are also treated to a glimpse of the giant slide and the arcade that sandwiched the spook house, creating an irresistible trio of fun.

The image is one of many prints that seller chutes5632 offers which are produced from vintage slides. Bidding starts at $6, and he relists his items once the auction is complete. (When the auction is active you can easily find it by searching: Phantasmagoria, Tulsa.) He is serving mankind very well.

CAPTAIN CORNELIUS CARTOON'S CARTOON LAGOON

I think a lot of you will enjoy Captain Corneilus Cartoon's Cartoon Lagoon, a show in which cool looking puppets riff on cool old cartoons.  I really like the aesthetic they've struck, from the puppet design to the logo, and I'm for any excuse to watch more obscure cartoons. It just came out on DVD, and is available on Amazon.
You can check out the trailer by looking literally less than an inch below this sentence...


Captain Cornelius Cartoon's Cartoon Lagoon 2012 NYTVF trailer from Cartoon Lagoon Studios on Vimeo.

CRACK SHOT!

During my latest trip to LA I visited the Playland Arcade at the Santa Monica Pier for the first time. The first game I encountered was a life-size, western-themed shooting gallery. Instinctively, I took a snap shot, and at that very moment the entire scene erupted with motion and sound. It took me a second to figure out that my flash had simultaneously set off every light-sensitive target in the gallery! Another photo (seen above) confirmed my theory. We got a video of my grand discovery as the staff was making their way over to put an end to my winning streak. Here's the video...

FAMILY SERPENT

 

Two of my favorite things collide: The Family Circus and the ol' Snake Nut Can gag. From the book Quiet! Mommy's Asleep! (1974) by Bil Keane

LAKE BEAST

Lake Beast is an excellent new animated short about a man who investigates a mysterious vision from his childhood. It's the latest work from my friend Vance Reeser who also animated Foot: Phantom of the Forest, the short I co-directed for FunKo. The project has been three years in the making, and was among the very first to get funding from Kickstarter.com. If your day could use an intriguing, eerie story that's filled with atmospheric beauty then I highly recommend watching it. Don't forget to turn up your headphones and hit the full screen button. A pay-what-you-want download is available HERE.


Lake Beast from Vance Reeser on Vimeo.

LINK: ALL ABOUT GAG BOXES

Gag boxes were once a hugely popular facet of the novelty world and yet any information on them has been scarce— until now. Collectors Weekly recently posted a great article on the topic which probably qualifies as the single largest source of gag box knowledge on the entire internet. Read it here!

GAYLE HOUSE GHOUL MASK

The enjoyable image seen above is the entire marketing campaign for a sound effects record called The Haunting, a mail-order exclusive released in 1971 by an enigmatic company called The Gayle House. The outreaching specter in the ad is a child-devouring Blood Banshee, the record's antagonist and a rare example of a creature-ghost hybrid. I'm delighted to learn (via Scarstuff) that recently the fabled spook has been adapted into a highly accurate latex mask by independent mask maker, The Devil's Workshop...

For more information check out Devils-Workshop.com.

If you care to listen to the blue-faced one feast on a room full of kids then sit back and enjoy...

KREATURE KID'S HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE MODELS

Adam Dougherty aka The KreatureKid created a set of unbelievable resin models based on the esteemed Topstone brand monster masks that were available in Famous Monsters of Filmland among other places. These have been out for over a year but they're still well worth celebrating. Dougherty not only imagined appropriate bodies to go with the familiar faces, he turned the creatures loose on Halloween night where trick or treaters must contend with them. The kids themselves are decked out in fantastic costumes from yesteryear and details such as the Hamilton's Invaders helmet, the creature costume and the trick or treat bag are spot-on recreations of the real thing.  It's rare to see the essence of the holiday so perfectly captured.

See many more amazing photos HERE.  I doubt any are still available, but more info can be found HERE.

 

 

Oh yeah, Dougherty also created a larger than life size version of the Shock Monster.

RETURN OF THE GALAXY LASER TEAM

One of the first things I ever blogged about is an assortment of mysterious vintage plastic space figures I bought at a grocery store when I was a kid.



Since then, clues about the series have popped up around the web, and now they are commonly known as the Galaxy Laser Team (except for the time they were packaged as Star Patrol.) They were initially produced at the Processed Plastic Factory in Illinois and sold by Tim-Mee toys in 1978.  Five-inch jumbo versions of the characters showed up in 1979, and later they became a product of Mexico. The set combined the fun of classic, plastic soldiers with our unquenchable craving for all things Star Wars, thus, during the handful of years that they were available they generated countless fond memories in young brains around the globe.

The supply of GLTs on ebay doesn't always match the demand, but now folks seeking a little outer space action have another option.  The entire set has been reissued by Tim-Mee Toys and they are produced from the original molds.



The new 48 figure (and 2 starship) sets are available on Amazon for $12.50. The neon green and fuchsia color combos are gone in favor of the more logical black and gray. Unlike the seemingly random assortments in the sets of yore, each modern bag includes six of each figure design, three of both color which means that the forces are finally equally matched and countless skirmishes among friends and brothers can be avoided.

UPDATE: Jeff Imell of Victory Buy, the man we can thank for the reissue, comments:
"While researching the Team, I learned that Processed Plastic (Tim Mee) had some pretty tricked out machinery to not only manufacture, but to package their various figures. Figures were packed randomly according to weight from large bins, so they tried to keep all the different poses in a set about the same weight when they created the molds. The factory that's producing the reissues isn't using that packing machinery. Instead, the figures are cast in one color and immediately dumped into the plastic bag, and then those bags are run through again when they cast the second color. That's why the original sets were somewhat random, but the reissues contain an exact number of each figure. In this case, the mold contains 3 of each figure and one ship. This difference in the packaging part of production is also a big part of why the reissues are only in two colors. We'll have to weigh some of the GLT figures and see if they might have reworked the molds to balance out the weights of the different figures in the set"

Here's a look at one of each of them...

And here's an up-close comparison. The new one is on the right...

The new sculpts seem to be identical to the vintage figures with the slight exception of the robot and the turtle-crab guy.  The robot's back is hollowed out and the turtle's shell is a bit flatter with a pattern of different proportions.

UPDATE: Regarding the differences, Jeff Imell says:
"I'm glad you mentioned the robot and turtle variants. These changes to the mold were not done for the reissue, but were made at some point in the past. You'll find original figures of both variants. It may have been done to save on plastic. I've also noticed that the robot feet are bigger on the hollowed out version, so it may not have been to save on plastic, or maybe the hollowed out robot was less stable than the full-figured predecessor."

Thanks to a Fun Blog commenter named Gustavo from Buenos Aires we also know that these characters made an appearance in Argentinan Children's magazine called "Anteojito" in 1980. They had their own monthly supplemental story line called "Ekaton, The People Lost In Space."  Here are a few panels...

The full stories are available here...
Episode 1: http://www.mediafire.com/view/?3g2on5wdv741qpq
Episode 2: http://www.mediafire.com/view/?qpxa9ch5hcvfnv3
Episode 3: http://www.mediafire.com/view/?mbut5dvx71zgu43
Episode 4: http://www.mediafire.com/view/?osy8p6ruaf82o86

It's not clear whether or not the story was designed to promote the toys, or if it's the product of a resourceful storyteller who was inspired by them. Regardless, I think it's thrilling to see the artist's interpretation and watch the team in action. Hollywood take note, the world is ready for a Galaxy Laser Team motion picture!

CUSTOM BUILT POLARIS NUCLEAR SUB

The comic book ad for the Polaris Nuclear Sub left a lasting impression on countless readers and collectors, myself included.  Now Fun Blog reader Bryon Stump has built one himself and improved upon the actual product (which I've covered before).  Here it is...



Bryon, who wanted the sub as a kid, but never got one says,
"...a friend asked me if I thought I could construct a cardboard submarine like the one in the ad.  The more I thought about it, the more I thought it might be a fun project. I decided that I would try to make it at least look like the one pictured in the ad and I thought I could at least make it do the things advertised.

This summer, after a few weeks of work, I built my submarine.  It was fun and at least I amused my neighbors.  It really is over 7 ft long and can comfortably seat two children (or one adult).  It fires torpedoes and nuclear missiles (with rubber bands just like the original).  It has a working periscope, portholes, and light up control panels."

Thanks Bryon for sharing your cool creation with all of us, and my hat's off to you for showing us what could have been.  For more info you can contact Bryon here.